April 2010
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March 2010
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“War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say “This is what...”
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January 2010
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“No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody....”
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NO TUMBLR NO
fleetfootedfox:
natface:
Tumblr ribbons are like the new Livestrong bracelets. I do not need to shout it out.
Co-sign. and yes, I click on things just to find out what they do. this means that I now have a ribbon.
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Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Graduate School... →
fleetfootedfox:
cityofbridges:
johncarney:
Unless you are already extremely wealthy or well-connected.
… if you care about money. If you can be poor and happy, go to graduate school.
So:
in the humanities. The full title makes a bit of a difference as they’re directly comparing it to professional graduate degrees.
It says nothing about being rich or poor, happy or sad, what it’s...
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“Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like...”
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Dear Christian Idiots who propagandize with the...
chvnx:
There’s actually 613 commandments, not 10. You’re all a bunch of morons who haven’t even read your own fucking rules.
Hey Christian women, do you wear pants? If so, you’re an “abomination” in the eyes of the YHWY. Hey kids, ever talk back to your parents or hit your father? If so, you were supposed to be stoned to death. Hey men, do you shave your beards? You’re in some deep shit in...
December 2009
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Jesus was born in March; keep it pagan - Happy Solstice.
Is it just me or...
fleetfootedfox:
nonduality:
…is anyone else annoyed by Tumblr posts containing shit like Formspring questions or “GPOYW?”
It’s like a narcissistic tween desperately seeking acceptance on MySpace. Let’s just not go there by 1) learning to love ourselves, and 2) allowing some of life’s questions to remain a mystery.
GPOYW, no. formspring yes…
Fuck Formspring. I need to get rid of my...
November 2009
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“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You...”
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October 2009
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“You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll...”
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“If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not...”
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“I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get...”
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September 2009
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“Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why’s he gotta do a...”
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“It’s not the gardener’s job to pick up the dog shit. If you...”
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Carving a Giant
Might and lust; my work No trust is for man Father of unholy damnation light Rewarding assistance for an ended life To every living worm Write an omen To every living welkin cloaked in twilight In every night there is a fire Singeing and burning The curse of a child Bring the pain out Ours was spirit Raped Intelligence We exist…all, to awaken and save us from war The essence of...
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An Ode to Spot
Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature? Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, a singular development of cat communications that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to...
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“Fucking Radio Shack. It’s a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom...”
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“Happy birthday, I didn’t get you a present…Oh, mom got you one?...”
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My milkshake bringeth all the men-folk to yonder...
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