chvnx:

There’s actually 613 commandments, not 10.  You’re all a bunch of morons who haven’t even read your own fucking rules.

Hey Christian women, do you wear pants? If so, you’re an “abomination” in the eyes of the YHWY.  Hey kids, ever talk back to your parents or hit your father? If so, you were supposed to be stoned to death.  Hey men, do you shave your beards? You’re in some deep shit in the afterlife if you do.  Are you a man with long hair? Fiery pits for you.  Every read a horoscope or watched Harry Potter? “Thou shall not suffer a witch to live” or “Wizards thou shalt not suffer to live”, choose either one.

Hypocrites, liars and ignorant fools, the whole lot of ya!

Hell, celebrating Christmas is pagan of you wannabe-Christian heathen monkeys. You’re not supposed to celebrate ANYone’s birthday (and Jesus wasn’t even born in December…); stick to Easter…or jump off of a bridge, whatever works.