"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say “This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."
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"No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain’t shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
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"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."
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"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
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"You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
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"If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."
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